Shiloh Nouvela

Gentle Readers:

As we progressed from Honeymooners to Old Smug Marrieds, we tracked our own milestones with analogous milestones in Shiloh’s young life. We obsessed over Shiloh’s growth from Blob to Babe and rejoiced with her parentals over each of her triumphs.

Sadly, Shiloh’s first birthday marked, for us, the end of an era. While we continued to revel in her well-being, we noticed a slight diminution in our Shiloh Obsession. No longer did we care so desperately or passionately about her every phase; no longer did we plot her arch-rival’s downfall. We looked at her photograph and continued to find her adorable, but the love was gone.

Fortunately for our readership, we have a new Celebrity Bump to monitor.

Not Nicole’s, you dolts.

Introducing: Bean the Wonder Bump, gifted with the amazing power to cause uncontrollable flatulence in its current vessel (shown here at exactly 32 years, 16 hours and 18 minutes):

Welcome Bean at Fourteen!

Watch this space for developments.

Love,

Us

P.S. See, we told you you’d forgive us.

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