Shiloh Nouvela

Before I Forget…

Monster — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:26:36 +0000

(Jack hands Mama a sealed box.)

Mama: What do you want me to do?

Jack: O penis! O penis!

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My tri-lingual son: says “no”, “ayaw”, and “DOWAN!”

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Monster — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:46:26 +0000

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Monster — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:01:33 +0000

Hello friends. Here are a few words I learned today:

1. Kiampah: In possession of a slappable face. “She’s so kiampah!”

2. Basket: Used in place of vulgarities. “Bas-KET, she’s so kiampah!”

3. Ah lian: A chav (female). “Basket, that ah lian is so kiampah!”

4. Kai kai: To go for a walk (to cool down); to take a breather. “Basket, that ah lian is so kiampah. I need to kai kai.”

Monster — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:58:30 +0000

Monster — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:53:41 +0000

Monster — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:08:36 +0000

1. “Tentyu!” (Response: “You’re welcome!)

2. Buhd

3. Mihk

Monster — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:03:20 +0000

Monster — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:01:31 +0000

Monster — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:59:44 +0000

Monster — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:57:00 +0000