Archive for the 'Shiloh Nouvel' Category

Happy birthday, Shiloh Nouvel!

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

The world’s second cutest blonde baby turns two today.

Happy birthday with hugs and kisses from your friends in Norway!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHILOH photo | Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

World’s Cutest White Baby

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Mommy and Z

Friday, August 10th, 2007
(Source: People Magazine)RECESS FOR TWO photo | Angelina Jolie
Dearest Shiloh,   

Couldn’t help noticing that it’s been a while since Mommy’s been photographed carrying you out and about in her loving arms.¬† Now she’s cradling Z, taking her for a special toy shopping excursion.¬† Brat can’t even appreciate how lucky she is; just look at that grimace.

Although we love you less than we once did, you’re still our favorite white baby, and by far our favorite of the Brangelina brood.¬† Here’s our theory: Mommy knows you’re prettier than¬†she is, and is¬†thus deliberately keeping you hidden away so you won’t steal her thunder.¬†¬†¬†Just cling to that thought, keep your chin up, and write for help if you need us.¬† We’ll come flying over, wherever in the world you are, and whisk you away to our Scandinavian paradise.



Birthday in Prague?

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Dearest Shiloh,

So mommy will be filming a new movie in Prague! Hope this doesn’t mean you’ll be celebrating your birthday there — (1) we don’t have a visa, and (2) even if we did, we already have plans to spend that weekend in Rome.¬† You’re welcome to join us, of course.



P.S. Daddy’s carrying Pax?!?!¬† What’s that about?!?! Who’s carrying you?

Pax Thien

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

Dearest Shiloh,

We can’t believe we’ve been so self-absorbed!

We completely missed news of your new Big Brother, Pax Thien:

It's Official: Angelina Jolie Adopts New Son| Birth, Angelina Jolie

To our credit, we were very busy on the Ides of March (seriously; we billed sixteen hours) and succeeding days, so we’re congratulating you exactly a month after your family’s new addition.

Some people go shopping for shoes and purses; we wish we could be like your parents and go shopping for children. Don’t worry, we’d pick you. Regardless of cost.



P.S. Don’t worry, we won’t forget your first birthday! We’re not that self-absorbed!

Yep, Still Cute

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007
Dearest Shiloh,
We have to admit that we’re dying of jealousy.
It looks really warm where you are.

Mommy’s in Vietnam

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

Dear Mommy,

Please don’t adopt any more kids while you’re in Vietnam. I don’t want another Asian sibling.



Saturday, January 20th, 2007
Shiloh our love,
We recently heard that mommy was a real biotch at the Vogue cover shoot.¬† Although we’re not sure we believe it, we’re a little concerned that she’s acting up at home, too.¬† If she’s being all mean and stuff, remember that it’s only because she wants to love you as much as she loves Mad and Z.¬† She adores¬† the poignant look of suffering on their little faces; once you’ve experienced pain and are no longer just a blobby princess, we’re sure she’ll adore you, too.

Come to Momma, Part II

Monday, January 8th, 2007

Shiloh darling,

We were overjoyed to read that yo momma loves you less than she loves Mad and Zahara. Maybe she really will give you away!

Your Oslo bedroom is waiting!



Come to Momma

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

Photo credits to A, who brought this picture to my attention. Tussen takk!

More photos available here. (Thanks, People!)


Dearest Shiloh,

If your parents ever decide to give up kids instead of adopting them, you’re mine.

Those lips! Those eyes! That coloring!

That settles it: I want a little blonde baby. Sorry, Trog.