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Mommy and Z

Friday, August 10th, 2007
(Source: People Magazine)RECESS FOR TWO photo | Angelina Jolie
Dearest Shiloh,   

Couldn’t help noticing that it’s been a while since Mommy’s been photographed carrying you out and about in her loving arms.¬† Now she’s cradling Z, taking her for a special toy shopping excursion.¬† Brat can’t even appreciate how lucky she is; just look at that grimace.

Although we love you less than we once did, you’re still our favorite white baby, and by far our favorite of the Brangelina brood.¬† Here’s our theory: Mommy knows you’re prettier than¬†she is, and is¬†thus deliberately keeping you hidden away so you won’t steal her thunder.¬†¬†¬†Just cling to that thought, keep your chin up, and write for help if you need us.¬† We’ll come flying over, wherever in the world you are, and whisk you away to our Scandinavian paradise.



Birthday in Prague?

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Dearest Shiloh,

So mommy will be filming a new movie in Prague! Hope this doesn’t mean you’ll be celebrating your birthday there — (1) we don’t have a visa, and (2) even if we did, we already have plans to spend that weekend in Rome.¬† You’re welcome to join us, of course.



P.S. Daddy’s carrying Pax?!?!¬† What’s that about?!?! Who’s carrying you?

And Here’s One of Mommy and Z

Friday, April 20th, 2007
Angelina Jolie & daughter Zahara

(Source: InStyle)
That kid does not look happy.

Finally, Daddy and Z

Monday, April 16th, 2007

TWO SCOOPS photo | Brad Pitt
(Source: People Magazine)

Pax Thien

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

Dearest Shiloh,

We can’t believe we’ve been so self-absorbed!

We completely missed news of your new Big Brother, Pax Thien:

It's Official: Angelina Jolie Adopts New Son| Birth, Angelina Jolie

To our credit, we were very busy on the Ides of March (seriously; we billed sixteen hours) and succeeding days, so we’re congratulating you exactly a month after your family’s new addition.

Some people go shopping for shoes and purses; we wish we could be like your parents and go shopping for children. Don’t worry, we’d pick you. Regardless of cost.



P.S. Don’t worry, we won’t forget your first birthday! We’re not that self-absorbed!

Mommy’s in Vietnam

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

Dear Mommy,

Please don’t adopt any more kids while you’re in Vietnam. I don’t want another Asian sibling.



Saturday, January 20th, 2007
Shiloh our love,
We recently heard that mommy was a real biotch at the Vogue cover shoot.¬† Although we’re not sure we believe it, we’re a little concerned that she’s acting up at home, too.¬† If she’s being all mean and stuff, remember that it’s only because she wants to love you as much as she loves Mad and Z.¬† She adores¬† the poignant look of suffering on their little faces; once you’ve experienced pain and are no longer just a blobby princess, we’re sure she’ll adore you, too.

Below Posh and Beck?!?

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Dearest Shiloh,

We can’t believe mommy and daddy are just number two! We think you should demand a recount!

Hollywood’s Most Powerful Couples.

On the up side, they still beat TomKat. And you’re still cuter than Suri.



Mommy and Daddy

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007


Here’s mom and dad at the Golden Globe Awards. – Shiloh

Brad and Angie in LA, Trog and Monster in NY

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007