Archive for the 'Extra S' Category

Shortest Love Affair in History

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Last year, on request from our Hong Kong guru who couldn’t herself vote, three lawyers and a banker gathered in the banker’s downtown Manhattan apartment to save the E-Biscuit. With these devices, one in each hand for each of us, we spent two hours sending a steady stream of votes and helped save Elliott for one more night:

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Best Joke Evah

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

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Serious Work Bag

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

I desperately need a new bag, and my Hong Kong Shopping Guru recommends the following:

1. The YSL Muse

2. Prada Calf Leather Satchel

3. Prada Calf Leather Tote

4. Gucci Pelham Medium Shoulder Bag

5. Bottega Veneta Medium Tote

6. Ferragamo Cricket Satchel

I’m looking for a bag that (1) will hold my computer and assorted documents, (2) instantly signals Wealth and Power, (3) is not too heavy and (4) will be my new best friend.

Right now I’ve been alternating between this (in bright orange, apparently a discontinued color) and this (in bright red), so you’ll appreciate the urgency of my search.

Thoughts?

Sabado Nights

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Here’s what the Monster is reading, watching, eating, and drinking.

Lots and Lots of Cute Outfits!

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Bet you missed us!

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Good to know…

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

I’m not alone.

Bacon Bits

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Check this out: the automated Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon!

(Thank you A for providing this link!)

Someone I acted with on stage (in, among others: An Inspector Calls, Laughter on the 23rd Floor, I am a Woman) has a Bacon number of 2. So, to everyone reading this: You’re (at worst) four degrees away from Kevin Bacon!

Space Filler

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

Here’s what the Monster is reading, eating, and watching.

Good Morning!

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Today’s annoying web site: remember the Dancing Baby?

It’s Wednesday…

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

And here’s what the Monster is

watching

reading

eating

imitating.

And your known, while I’m am an imitating one, I’m felt she’s time to introduced you upon a my beauty language. This language she’s an easy one to learn. She’s originally a developed one upon a school where I’m taught. A me and a my friend a Tata we’re read an our students’ essays and we’re laughed at a their grammatical errors, and we’re started to speak like a them. Then when I’m gone upon a law school I’m broughted a this language with a me, and my two friends they’re learned her too. A soon an everyall she’s a speaking one of a this language, even upon a point of using her upon a Socratic dialogue with an our professors. I’m not a joking one.

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