Archive for the 'Celebrity Divorces' Category

Pouty Brit

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Britney Spears Jayden James

The world must be peopled.

Friday, August 10th, 2007

 Charlie Sheen Says Denise Wants His Next Baby | Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards

“She wants me to fill¬†her with¬†my little babies,” Charlie says.

Frankly, My Dear…

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Scarlett is cause of Justin-Cameron breakup!

We so don’t get Scarlett J. Like her O’Hara namesake, she’s not beautiful (but men seldom realize it when caught up in her, ermm, charms).

Scarlett Johansson

We saw The Black Dahlia last week and Scarlett sucked eggs bigtime. Her standard expression was a dopey round-cheeked big-eyed pouty look, as if she was afraid to move her lips for fear the egg she was sucking would drop out of her mouth. Don’t get us wrong — we loved her in Lost in Translation — but one good job does not an actress make.


Not That You Care, But…

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

It wasn’t a happy Thanksgiving for Pamela and Kid Rock; they, too, are getting a divorce.

After four months!

Update:¬† Friends say they’re shocked.

To quote A:¬† We’re shocked too!…Not!

Not Them, Too!

Monday, November 20th, 2006

Just in case you’ve had enough of celebrity weddings, here’s one more celebrity divorce:

Kate and Chris.

Chris Robinson Files For Divorce From Kate Hudson


Oh Kate, Kate, Kate. Our heart breaks. In our mind you’ll always be the floopy Almost Famous groupie who made us cry and laugh with one line (“What kind of beer?”). We love you more than we’ll ever love that nouveau-Kate, Tom’s nouveau-bride. We wish you nothing but success and happiness, and hope you quickly transcend this temporary pain. Our thoughts are with you.

Don’t Make it Bad: Jude and Sienna

Monday, November 13th, 2006
Jude Law and Sienna Miller Call It Quits | Jude Law, Sienna Miller

Not technically a divorce but we’re filing it there anyway: Jude Law and Sienna Miller have “split for good“. (Source: People.)

We kinda get Jude Law, but we don’t get Sienna Miller at all. In our minds she’s just another moderately attractive woman who piggybacked on her famous partner’s name. She won attention “in her own right” by donning outrageous outfits, but will sink back into obscurity in a couple of years. Can you say Hugh and Elizabeth, anyone?

Not News to Us

Saturday, November 11th, 2006

Britney’s First Husband Calls K-Fed an “Idiot” (Source: People)

Ummmm….. Oookay. And YOU would be?

This Made Us Sad

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

The Reese-Ryan divorce has us in tears.

We’ve loved Reese since Legally Blonde (which came out when we were studying for the Philippine bar), and got an endless kick out of living in Elle’s dormitory the year we attended Harvard. Of course in the meantime Reese has gone on to win an Oscar, now earns 30 million dollars a movie, and remains a sweet Southern belle whose mama still asks when she’s going to get a real job. Ryan, well, he was hotter when they first met, but the best thing you can say about his career now is that he’s “won favorable reviews”.

Sigh. We’re sad, mostly for Reese and the kids.

Britney Faces Child Custody Fight

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any trashier, Brit and K-Fed are now fighting over their kids.

In addition to custody, K-Fed wants spousal support.

Words fail us. Once again, though, we blame Madonna.

Stage kiss